Getter Jaani

Born 3rd Feburary 1993, Getter Jaani is a noted Estonian singer, most known for competing in the 2011 Euroviosn Song Contest with the song Rockefeller Street. This song made it to 44 on the Irish Singles chart, due to mass purchasing by a certain person.

Riggage and 24th place
Those evil cunts from Azerbaijan ruined everyone's lives by swapping around their scores with the evidently better Rockefeller Street so the next year's contest would be held in some scary place that's not even part of Europe.

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Down to extremely well written lines like "Party Cinderellas are Here" and "They move like Computer Game heroes" Getter Jaani has carved out a cult following amongst a certain group of fans for her incessant optimism and songwriting ability, which is perfect in every way. We are all awaiting the triumphant return to Eurovision for Getter, but for now she is evidently collaborating with other artists such as Trina, Khia and Eric Haarer, in the hope of releasing a mixtape called 1273 next year.