Gooch Rash

Gooch Rash, or G.R. for short, is the most painful and deadly disease other than cancer, and twice as hard to fake.

Coining of the term
Gooch rash was first reported by Olympia aka Jazmyna aka Lauryn aka Taurus, whose traumatic experiences with G.R. at Six Flags have been etched in stone and stored in the Switchbullies vault.

Symptoms
Symptoms of G.R. include irritability, mood swings, hot flashes, scales, flaky red patches, ants, redness, orangeness, nausea, back pain, arch pain, cock pain, MSCPP, Lack of Communicathy, and Lucyx3Jean.

Infectiousness
Gooch Rash is one of the most communicable diseases on the face of the Eartth, rolling around at the speed of sound. Legend has it that melissasinclair29 is on a mission to spread the disease to all of Tengaged, starting with her former lover Tinabeena and her daughter Piper, who they thought had lice but it was really G.R. that had spread to her scalp.

Death Rate
They say that if the G.R. doesn't kill you, your friends will when you found out you gave it to them.



Cure
None.