Koley

Nikolaus "Koley" Jojo Bloggenkarmen (b. March 15, 1996) is the Switchbullies' very own European exchange student, now accustomed to life in Bougieville, USA. Also the group's resident emo gay and food junkie and weighing in at 85 pounds when soaking wet, he is best known as the leader of the Axis powers in the World Crooks conflicts, at times threatening to dissolve the chat itself. After facing traumatic adversity as Traf, the current Yaxha account is a means for him to vent his boredom demons and daddy issues. Most recently seen on The Amazing Race: Fishi Chances on a team with his mother Alijana, where they finished overall in 7th place. He is known to enjoy Euro-House music and now spends his time traveling on Clefablessing missions.

As a Switchbully
Yax was a part of the XAT-wave influx of new Switchbully members along with Teurase and Blake. While at first blending in with the beigeround, Koley soon rose to relevance as the romantic interest of 85% of the Switchbully chat. This led to the famed MHOG-Citrus Stalemate of Christmas 2012 where there could be no winner.

Yax has many times left the SB chat, about half of which concerning Big Flo and his tendency to kick Y



ax for giggles, while the other half are related to various World Crooks conflicts. Most recently, Yax left at the beginning of the school year because of his new job as a waiter at Stella's House of Letha but his boredom demons seized him once again and he came back.

Gameplay
Koley is notorious as the most cutthroat and #teamfake tengaged player of the pack, consistently shading all from those to oppose him (Khianna) to those who have sheeped him no matter what (Lite Curtis). He always win the Veto no matter what, when he need it.

While never bagging him a Stars win due to his #teamhated status, Yax's devious ways have netted him many a Crooks and Frooks win, including World Crooks 1.

Personal Life
While it is a known fact that Koley likes it in the holey, Koley's most bold adventures into the romantic world are limited to his ongoing fling with British hearthrob Vitz and his on/off passionate affair with Big Flo. Legend has it that one time he diddled his winkie on cam to Dav_o_79 for a gift but rlly, who hasn't.